Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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