so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have post one night stand depression
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