I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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