K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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