worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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