that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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