Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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