This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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