I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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