Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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