Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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