I must be too annoying 4 u.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
