No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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