This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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