I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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