And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
