I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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