Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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