So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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