Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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