Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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