He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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