cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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