I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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