I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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