Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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