RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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