dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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