I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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