Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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