mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Houston, we have a blender
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Please don't give away my fajitas
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