But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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