That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
