I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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