my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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