No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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