There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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