My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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