hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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