I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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