so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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