Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I had to cum in my sink.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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