just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
