I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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