Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mom said you looked used
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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