Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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