would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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