didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think i have herpe
just one?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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