I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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