Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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