You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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