I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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