Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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