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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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