I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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